Word/Cross is a finalist in the 200 Word RPG Challenge.

The 200 Word RPG Challenge is a pretty simple idea for a contest - you have to write an entire Role Playing Game in 200 words or less. Actually getting a game that small which is still exciting and still makes sense is the hard part.
Toppy's game; Word/Cross has been chosen from nearly 800 entries as one of the 50 finalists. The judges are now reading the finalists and choosing the three winners, which will be announced at the start of July.

BATTLE THROUGH THE AGES: Term Three is Historical Wargames Term at LSCWC.

Term Three will be devoted to historical conflict - from the Viking invasions of the 10th and 11th centuries to the 16th century Spanish conquest of the new world.
We will be using the award winning 'A Song of Blades and Heroes' ruleset to help us recreate the great battles of the past as it is at once very flexible and very simple to learn. We will also spend some time on painting and modelling our own warriors to take part in the fierce conflicts to come.

NAZORK at Little Wars Melbourne

Little Wars is on in a fortnight!
Which means the NAZORK Monte Carlork Grand(ish) Prix is on in a fortnight!

Starting grid for the NAZORK easter classic earlier this year

The normally quiet seaside town of Monte Carlork echoes to the thunderous raw of nitro-chewin' smoke-belchin' tyre-shreddin' squig-injectin' engines and the extremely amusing squeaky squeels of any grots who get in the way. NAZORK (Nazgrub's Awesomely Zoomy Ork Racing Kars) is in town for the Monte Carlork Grandish Prix - the highlight of any Ork's calendar. Lap after lap of pulse-pounding excitement, erratic driving, wildly-aimed gunfire and, most importantly, spectacular firey crashes! So grab your oiler squig, strap into 2000 squig-power of death on wheels with a slim chance of thereThe normally quiet seaside town of Monte Carlork echoes to the thunderous raw of nitro-chewin' smoke-belchin' tyre-shreddin' squig-injectin' engines and the extremely amusing squeaky squeels of any grots who get in the way. NAZORK (Nazgrub's Awesomely Zoomy Ork Racing Kars) is in town for the Monte Carlork Grandish Prix - the highlight of any Ork's calendar. Lap after lap of pulse-pounding excitement, erratic driving, wildly-aimed gunfire and, most importantly, spectacular firey crashes! So grab your oiler squig, strap into 2000 squig-power of death on wheels with a slim chance of there being a steering wheel attached somewhere, put the pedal to the metal and race for the ultimate glory of Gork or possibly Mork in the ultimate test of orkyness! being a steering wheel attached somewhere, put the pedal to the metal and race for the ultimate glory of Gork or possibly Mork in the ultimate test of orkyness!

NAZORK uses a specially modified variant on the Warhammer 40,000 8th Edition rules to provide only the finest Orky racing shenanigans! A newly expanded line up of racers includes the classic Warbuggies and Grot Tanks, plus newly added Wartrakks and Skorchas - all of which will be racing through the spectacular environs of Monte Carlork - aka Hampton Games Club's Portheim modular terrain set with the addition of such Orky landmarks as the Hotel Grunthos and Spannanut'z Garage!

Also there'll probably be a zeppelin piloted by an erratic mekboy and other 'natural' hazards to good clean racing.

Little Wars is held at Moorabin Town Hall (a inner eastern suburb of Melbourne, known for it's airport) from 10am on the first Saturday in June. There will be a wide range of other games running on the day, as well as the fabled second-hand table where many strange and wonderful things can be bought cheaply.

NAZORK Season Opens

The NAZORK season has now started! Come to C05 at 1:30PM ever Monday lunchtime to race.

NAZORK uses a modified version of Games Workshop's 8th Edition Warhammer 40,000 ruleset designed to give the best high speed racing gameplay. You can read the 40K rules here.

Places are limited at present but may open up later in the term when more vehicles become available.
For now, here are the seven contestants in NAZORK season 2018:

NAZORK: Easter Championship at Coal Creek; Easter Sunday.

The normally quiet seaside town of Monte Carlork echoes to the thunderous raw of nitro-chewin' smoke-belchin' tyre-shreddin' squig-injectin' engines and the extremely amusing squeaky squeels of any grots who get in the way. NAZORK (Nazgrub's Awesomely Zoomy Ork Racing Kars) is in town for the Monte Carlork Grandish Prix - the highlight of any Ork's calendar. Lap after lap of pulse-pounding excitement, erratic driving, wildly-aimed gunfire and, most importantly, spectacular firey crashes! So grab your oiler squig, strap into 2000 squig-power of death on wheels with a slim chance of there being a steering wheel attached somewhere, put the pedal to the metal and race for the ultimate glory of Gork or possibly Mork in the ultimate test of orkyness!

On Easter Sunday, Gippsland Gamers will be running NAZORK at Coal Creek as part of the easter celebrations.

NAZORK is a fast paced full-contact weaponised racing game for Orks, which uses a modified form of the 8th Edition Warhammer 40,000 rules.

Lennie Small's Pro Patter: A game for playing on electronic devices while you wait for Wargames Club to roll back round.

For your amusement and amazement: Lennie Small's Pro Patter final export edition with bug patches and easter eggs.