NAZORK: Easter Championship at Coal Creek; Easter Sunday.

The normally quiet seaside town of Monte Carlork echoes to the thunderous raw of nitro-chewin' smoke-belchin' tyre-shreddin' squig-injectin' engines and the extremely amusing squeaky squeels of any grots who get in the way. NAZORK (Nazgrub's Awesomely Zoomy Ork Racing Kars) is in town for the Monte Carlork Grandish Prix - the highlight of any Ork's calendar. Lap after lap of pulse-pounding excitement, erratic driving, wildly-aimed gunfire and, most importantly, spectacular firey crashes! So grab your oiler squig, strap into 2000 squig-power of death on wheels with a slim chance of there being a steering wheel attached somewhere, put the pedal to the metal and race for the ultimate glory of Gork or possibly Mork in the ultimate test of orkyness!

On Easter Sunday, Gippsland Gamers will be running NAZORK at Coal Creek as part of the easter celebrations.

NAZORK is a fast paced full-contact weaponised racing game for Orks, which uses a modified form of the 8th Edition Warhammer 40,000 rules.

Lennie Small's Pro Patter: A game for playing on electronic devices while you wait for Wargames Club to roll back round.

For your amusement and amazement: Lennie Small's Pro Patter final export edition with bug patches and easter eggs.

End of Year Program 2018

Monday 18th:
Wargames Miniature Painting.

Learn to paint 28mm wargames miniatures
Experience level:

• I know one end of the brush from the other
• I can name colours

What you learn:

• Basic paint application
• Shadow blocking
• Colour blocking
• Drybrush highlighting
• Wash shading
• Side Brushing

What you get:

• A painted mini

Tuesday 19th:
Warhammer 40,000 Mini Tournament

Engage in a mighty tournament to determine who is the best 40K player at LSC using armies, terrain, dice etc. provided.
Experience level:

• I know one end of the tape meassure from the other
• I have read the rules

What you learn:

• Strategy
• Tactics
• Probability
• The meaning of fear when you see you're in charge range of a Forge Fiend

What you get:

• A certificate of VICTORY (if you win)

Armies (300pts each):

• 1st Company; Chandorax XIV Heavy Mechanised Regiment (traitor guardsmen)
• Commander
• Militia squad
• Plague Ogryns
• Leman Russ battletank
• 2nd Company; Chandorax XIV Heavy Mechanised Regiment (traitor guardsmen)
• Commander
• Militia squad
• Mutant rabble
• Sentinel
• Chimera APC
• Blood Drinker Legion (Chaos Space Marines)
• Chaos Lord
• Chaos marine squad
• Rhino APC
• Big Mek Spannanoggin'z Ladz (Orks)
• Big Mek in mega armour
• Boyz squad
• Killa Kanz
• Warboss Snaggatoof'z Ladz (Orks)
• Warboss
• Nobz squad
• Boyz squad
• Trukk
• The Hounds of Khorne (Chaos Space Marines)
• Chaos Lord
• Chaos Cultists
• Hellbrute
• The Sons of Filth (Deathguard)
• Chaos Lord
• Plaguemarine squad
• Poxwalkers
• Da Fists of Gork (Orks)
• Warboss
• Boys squad
• Grot Tanks

Wednesday 20th:
Call of Cthulhu RPG

Take on the role of a scruffy convict and try to survive a zombie outbreak in Sydney Town during the convict days. Call of Cthulhu is a horror game in which the players are pitted against the horrors of the Cthulhu mythos - ancient and evil beings from beyond space and time
Experience Level:

• I know which end of a pencil is the writing bit
• I can count to 100
• I can throw dice without losing them

What you learn:

• Stratgey
• Teamwork
• Probability
• Bowel loosening terror when you confront the dreaded mythos monsters

What you get:

• Bowel loosening terror when you confront the dreaded mythos monsters

Warhammer 40,000: The Skulltaker Legion

Of all the dark and vile gods of Chaos, it is Khorne, bloody-handed god of violent slaughter who is the most warlike. His followers are enraged killing machines who seek only to spill blood and collect skulls for the skull-throne of Khorne. Such are the traitor marines of the Skulltaker Legion.

Our games will involve the following forces:

Lord Khornebullo; The Blood Drinker; a powerful Chaos Space Marine commander, marked by the favour of his chosen god.

Chaos Space Marines; very large, very angry men in red armour who would be very interested to meet new faces and introduce them to the blades of their chainswords. One unit of nine and one unit of five.

Chaos Terminators; even bigger, even angrier men in the super-heavy tactical dreadnaught armour, who have even bigger, even nastier chainswords to introduce new faces to. One unit of five.

The Vivisector: Hellbrute of Khorne; a giant mechanical deamon of bloody slaughter.

The Rhino; A small, basic troop-transport. Driven by a very angry man indeed, and used to transport up to ten marines.

There may be other forces which become involved, such as Deamon princes and minor deamons, and possibly even allies from the Chandorax XIV Heavy Mechanised Regiment; a vile and disgusting group of traitorous imperial guardsmen, dedicated to Nurgle, god of disease, rot, plagues and other such cheerful things.

Warhammer 40,000: Waaagh! Snaggatoof

Richest of all the Orkish clans are the Bad Moons, and even among the Bad Moons, Waaagh! Snaggatoof is known for it's vast wealth, which Blingboss Snaggatoof spends lavishly on the best gear the mekboyz can build.

Our games will involve the following elements of Waaagh! Snaggatoof:

Mistah Stompy - Big Mek in Mega Armour with kustom force filed projector.

Slugga Boyz - A mixed bag of 16 irritable green-skinned louts equiped for melee combat.

Shoota Boyz - A motley crew of 16 enraged killers armed for shotting.

The Nobz Mob - A small elite team of five the richest and baddest of orks, bearing expensive and exotic weapons.

The Grot Tanks - A ramshackle armada of four very, very badly built tanks, built very, very badly by the tribe's grots. Badly.

Other elements may be added, such as Blingboss Snaggatoof himself, Warbuggies, Deff Koptas, or even the infamous Winged Huzzork biker boyz.

GeekFest 2018 Paint+Take

There is currently a survey afoot to decide which miniatures to paint at GeekFest 2018 Paint+Take.
You can go to this link and partake in the glorious democratic process! The survey will end on October 31st.
GeekFest 2018 will occur on January 21st. And you will be there. You will be there, won't you?

Warhammer 40,000 in Term Four.

In the grim darkness of C05 there is only war...

Starting Monday 16th, we will be playing Warhammer 40,000 8th edition in C05 every Monday lunchtime!
40K is the extremely popular sci-fi game from Games Workshop where armies of powerful warriors unleash enormous quantities of stupidly powerful weapons on one another, but no one really gets hurt because it's all done using tiny plastic men and dice.

We will be running:

WAAAGH! Snaggatoof - the richest Bad Moon Ork warband ever to maraud across the galaxy. Known for their expensive wargear and wealth so vast that even their Grots have planes. Currently lead by the Big Mek affectionately known as Mr. Stompy and equipped with 100% scratch built vehicles.

The Skulltaker Legion - Chaos Space Marines dedicated to Khrone, blood-crazed god of battle and slaughter. They are very large, very shouty, very angry, and very interested in drastically remodelling Orks. Into a large pile of Ork spare parts.

Places are strictly limited. Check in soon for army lists.

Remember that any damage to miniatures will result in red cards and payment for replacements either at current retail prices or in the case of converted or scratchbuilt models, at full commission price.